Monday, April 04, 2016

We're one game in and .... make it stop

Are you excited? Things are looking up. It's the eighth inning and your favorite team has a lead. Get ready to put this one in the win column for the Phightin' Phils. Enjoy the Harry Kalas version of "High Hopes." "Now entering the game for the Philadelphia Phillies, David Hernandez."

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No. No. No. You know how this is going to end.

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See. There are two new rules for the season. 1. Until a healthy starting pitcher has reached 85 pitches, anyone who approaches the bullpen phone will be treated as such.

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2. Until he proves he can hold a lead, David Hernandez should not enter the game. If the Phillies have less than a three run lead and he is warming up in the bullpen, someone needs to saddle up next to him. And that person needs to be Hulk.

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12 comments:

GM-Carson said...

Those GIFs are perfect for my emotional state.

Announcers Ben David and T-Mac questioned Mackanin's move to take out Hellickson. But then Matt Stairs offered his support of the move because the bullpen had an off day yesterday and will have an off day tomorrow, so they need to stay fresh and be used. I hate that fucking lame ass excuse. I've heard it before and it's utter bullshit.

GM-Carson said...

2016 Howard standings now live on the right sidebar of blog. Scooter Gennett and Kyle Seager were the first offenders of the season.

GM-Carson said...

I love Chase Utley, favorite player of all time. I love his balls-to-the-wall, gritty style of play. However, he needs to stop taking dirty slides. The one where he broke Ruben Tejada's leg in the playoffs and the one yesterday when he tried to take out the catcher are just wrong.

rslitman said...

The original Howard got 2/3 of the way there on Monday. Unfortunately, the missing one was the home run.

Bob D said...

Handing the game to the bullpen, implosion in 3...2...1...

Bob D said...

Ok quickly loaded bases

Bob D said...

And theres the game. Well maybe tomorrow
Theres always next year

GM-Carson said...

This bullpen will ruin everything. Everything.

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