Wednesday, April 01, 2015

No Power, No Wins- 2015 Phillies

Ruben Amaro recently said the Phillies have no power in the outfield and no power in the infield.  True story.

Projected Opening Day Starters' 2014 Homeruns:
Ryan Howard/1B - 23
Chase Utley/2B - 11
Freddy Galvis/SS - 4
Cody Asche/3B - 10
Carlos Ruiz/C - 6
Ben Revere/LF - 2
Odubel Herrera/CF - 0
Jordan Danks/RF - 2
Total - 58 Homeruns

Even if you plug eventual right fielder Dom Brown into the mix, he only adds a net gain of 8 homeruns for a total of 66.  Pathetic.  Eff you very much Amaro!

What Amaro failed to mention is that the rotation will also be lacking wins.

Projected Starting Rotation's 2014 Wins:
Cole Hamels - 9
Aaron Harang - 12
David Buchanan - 6
Jerome Williams - 6
Seaon O'Sullivan or Chad Billingsley - 0
Total - 33 Wins

Ladies and gentlemen, shit is bad.  For reals.  This team is destined for 100+ losses.  Thinking different is foolish.  This is no April Fools joke.


Beer-a-Thon said...

Chase Utley's bat is ready. I love him. Hope he does well this season despite being surrounded in crap.

Freddy Galvis starting to hit a bit better.

Cesar Jimenez for bullpen?

Who is utility infielder?

Bob D said...

Howard, Utley, Asche, & Brown as only hitters to get double digit homers this year? Maybe Jerome Williams will pop a couple also.

Im still rooting for Wilson Valdez to return as a pitcher and win 25 games and the NL Cy Young award

Anthony said...

I hope all you guys got your subscriptions.

Beer-a-Thon said...

Truth of the matter, Jerome Williams has been pretty bad this Spring and really has been a bad pitcher a lot of his career. Not sure he'll even make it the entire season in the rotation.

Bob D said...

Williams is one of the 4 aces

GM-Carson said...

I need to Photoshop that!

Robert Dalton said...

Bring back Jobu also to help Howard hit homers

Robert Dalton said...

No power? Revere with the bomb

GM-Carson said...

Official 25 man roster to soon be announced. Waiting with pins and needles.

Fghkfhk Dfgaert said...

coach outlet store online
carolina jerseys
oakley sunglasses
coach outlet
mbt shoes outlet
true religion jeans
coach factory outlet
san antonio spurs jerseys
coach outlet online
christian louboutin sale