Updated 2015 Philadelphia Phillies record: 2-160.
The omnipotent minds over at EverythingOnTheInternetIsTrue.com foresee Cole Hamels leading the Phils to an Opening Day victory against the Red Sox, then promptly being traded to them the following day. The other lone win of the season is predicted for August 4th against the Dodgers. It will be a pitching duel between Clayton Kershaw and Jerome Williams, with the only run of the game being scored, ironically enough, on a Jimmy Rollins error. Jerome tosses a perfect game.
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