Fear not Phans, Michael Martinez is back, but this time with the Pirates (Phucco!). His shortcomings were lamented on WSBGMs aplenty when he played for the Phillies, so why stop now? You know we love to beat a dead horse.
Since 1901, 4439 batters (non-pitchers), have been to the plate 400+ times (Martinez currently at 407 plate apperances). He ranks 4427th with a .185 batting average and 4421st with a .492 OPS. How the hell does this man continue to hold a job? That is historically horrible.