Have no fear, Ronny Cedeno is here! Added bonus- a phuture Phucco perhaps. Amaro must have been feeling the pressure of the extra expectations from the extra million from the new tv deal to splurge and make a signing like this.
Ronny Cedeno, age 30, capable of playing 2nd, 3rd, and SS. A career .246/.644 hitter over 9 seasons and 846 games with the Cubs, Pirates, Mets, Marines, Padres, and Astros. He can field, but doesn't hit for average, doesn't get on base, doesn't have speed, and doesn't have power. Essentially, minor league fodder. Or, he's starting in July for an injured J-Roll as the Phillies stumble further into hell.