Saturday, April 06, 2013
The Sky Is Falling- No Seriously, It Is
In No Particular Order of Worthlessness:
*The All-Star, formerly know as Michael Young, is deceased. Four games is a small sample size, but it's enough for me to judge him, and my judgement is cruel. Bat is lifeless and fielding is statuesque.
*Chris Davis vs. The Phillies. Homeruns: Davis- 4, Phillies 3. RBI: Davis- 16, Phillies- 13.
*Remember when I continually complained about the Phillies horrible Spring Training ERA? Well, it's currently 7.68, worst in the Majors.
*I've been farting smoke rings from all that smoke the Phillies and the media blew up my ass this offseason about the improved bullpen. Jonathan Papelbon and Mike Adams are high quality. The rest...not so much. Some douche-nozzles keep beating the drum of "Fielder Independent ERA" as evidence of the bullpen's "true ability". That shit doesn't matter. What matters are the actual runs allowed. I wish the omnipotent statistical masturbating imbeciles would shut their collective faces.
*Maybe it's time Roy Halladay finally takes that trip to the zoo...and toss him in the lion's den.
*My prediction for the Phillies record: 75-87.
*For those searching for a beacon of hope- Chase Utley, Jimmy Rollins, Cliff Lee, and Dom Brown came to play this season.