Tuesday, November 20, 2012

We Should Be...

If we were to ever brand/franchise our blog, we think the following would be fitting for each team....

Baltimore Orioles - We Should Be Thankful
Boston - We Should Be The Yankees
NY Yankees - We Should Be More Frugal
Tampa – We Should Be Contracted
Toronto – We Should Be Less Canadian
Chicago White Sox - We Should Be From the Northside
Cleveland Indians - We Should Be Ricky Vaughn
Detroit Tigers - We Should Be Smoking Less Than Leyland
Kansas City Royals - We Should Be in AAA
Minnesota Twins - We Should Be Back Inside (Brrrrrr…)
Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim - We Should Be Just “Anaheim”
Oakland Athletics - We Should Be Fighting At Burger King
Seattle Mariners - We Should Be Not Wearing Flannel Anymore
Texas Rangers - We Should Be Letting Nolan Ryan Pitch
Atlanta Braves - We Should Be Actually Showing Up To Games
Miami Marlins - We Should Be Destroying our Center Field Statue
New York Mets - We Should Be Less of A Joke
Washington Nationals - We Should Be Funded by the Stimulus
Chicago Cubs - We Should Be Padding Our Walls
Cincinnati Reds - We Should Be Moving The Fences Back
Houston Astros - We Should Be Disgusted
Milwaukee Brewers - We Should Be Called the “High Lifes”
Pittsburgh Pirates - We Should Be Winning [frowning emoticon]
St. Louis Cardinals - We Should Be More Willing to “Boo”
Arizona Diamondbacks - We Should Be Mexico
Colorado Rockies - We Should Be Playing In “Thicker” Air
Los Angeles Dodgers - We Should Be Showing Up Later and Later
San Diego Padres - We Should Be At the Beach...Screw Baseball
San Francisco Giants - We Should Be As High As Timmy

2 comments:

C.M.R. said...

Montreal Expos: We Should Be Travelling Back in Time to 1994 to Prevent the Strike

GM-Carson said...

Well played CMR, well played.