Friday, 7:05 - Cole Hamels v. Jeff Francis
Saturday, 7:05 - Cliff Unluck-Lee v. Jimmy Chitwood
Sunday, 1:35 - Tyler Cloyd v. Drew Pomeranz
Here's what the Phillies have done recently. They swept the team with the best record in the NL. They won a series against the team leading the NL Central. They won a series against the team leading the Wild Card. And they lost a series against the Mets. Go figure...
What I'm Parodying:
It Was a Good Day - Phillies Season Remix
Just wakin' up in the mornin' gotta curse Schmidt
I don't know but this season is full of sh*t
Lots barkin' from Wheels, few steals
And Ruben's still making some bad deals
I got my hopes up, but didn't wig out
Can't believe that Charlie's still roamin' the dugout
Checked the lineup for later as I hit the do'
Thinkin' "Is Martinez hitting better than one-oh-fo'?"
He's gotta go back to the Iron Pigs
To hit like that and not pitch, won't cut it in the Bigs
Had to stop, got a blog to write
Lookin' at standings, not a playoff spot in sight
But everything is alright
I got the signs from Perlozzo and he gave me the green light
Called up Carson and I'm screamin' mad
Why's the team playin' so freakin' bad?
But get me on the blog and the Twitter
Not Bobby V, not gonna be a Philly Phaithful quitter
Losin' games every day like they play at Shea
I can't believe, today is not a good day
What I'm Drinking:
I'm rolling down to Charm City to watch some meaningful baseball and you know what you have to drink when you're watching the O's right? Natty Bohs!! It might not be the best beer in the world (that would be Genessee Cream Ale, I guess...) but they go down smooth and they do have the best beer logo in the word. Love that Mr. Boh.