Wednesday, September 05, 2012

Michael Martinez- Worst Player in the History of Major League Baseball

Starting at third base for the Philadelphia Phillies and batting 8th, Michael Martinez.

Charles Fuqua Manuel, the strategic managerial genius that he is, went with Mini-Mart over Pete Orr, Ty Wigginton, Placido Polanco, or Kevin Frandsen.  Although none of them are world-beaters, they're a boatload better than Martinez. He rolls into today's game with a career batting average of .177 and .499 OPS (.122/.380 this season).  He does not belong in Major League Baseball, and I honestly don't understand why he remains.  He's versatile, but so are thousands of other players throughout the minors and they'll never sniff a MLB roster.  Yet, here we are in year 2 of the Michael Martinez shit show, and it's getting horrible ratings.  When will Amaro cancel it and yank it off the air?


Now watch that sack of shit go 3-4 with a homerun. 

18 comments:

Chase Trillo said...

Martinez just grounded into a fielders choice. He is now 0 for 2 today and his average has dropped to a new low at .118. Every pitcher in the five man starting staff has a higher average than that. Pathetic. Hell, beyond pathetic. You suck Martinez! And you suck more Manuel for continuing to trot that bum out there!

GM-Carson said...

Manuel is an idiot. There is no excuse for starting or playing Michael Martinez. Is he throwing the games on purpose to settle up some gambling debt?

Aaron said...

I just don't get it. I'm a better baseball player than mini Mart and I have no business even playing for an independent league team. He is the worst hitter in baseball, he's not fast. He is a below average outfielder and a slightly above average infielder.

Chase Trillo said...

0 for 3 now.

.117 average.

GM-Carson said...

I really want to know what they think they have in Michael Martinez? I just don't get it.

Nice to see the Legend of the Great Kratzkin continues to grow with that 3-run bomb.

Aaron said...

Nice diving stop and horrendous throw by mini Mary to end the 6th.

GM-Carson said...

I don't care if he's the best defensive player to ever grace a baseball diamond, he f'n sucks!

Chase Trillo said...

Regarding Martinez, it's arrogance on a grand scale. Amaro and his holier than thou persona. Manuel and his crazy love for all players who are as bad as he was playing MLB.

GM-Carson said...

It's an insult to Phillies fans and to any player in the organzation. They gotta wonder- why not me instead?

Chase Trillo said...

0 for 4 (who would have seen that one coming...).

.115 average (how low will you go?!)

Chase Trillo said...

Oh yeah, you suck too Papelbomb, Papelbum, or whoever you are. You and your personality disorder suck!

Ben said...

Michael Martinez is trolling us. I swear to god he must be doing this on purpose, and Cholly and RAJ are in on the joke and think it's hilarious.

Bob D said...

Need to cut Mini Maggie and bring Ruf up after AA playoffs.
If he can manage an O fer 13 he will below 100 on the season.
That's what Im rooting for.

I'll call it the Martinez Line, he's too pitiful as a hitter to be compared to the Mendoza Line

Bob D said...

Gms start a Martinez watch!

Beer-a-Thon said...

Corey is always good with the "Watch" photoshops. We'll see if he takes it into consideration.

GM-Carson said...

I love how this is the top Phillies blog story on Fox Sports right now. Michael Martinez is getting all the negative attention he deserves.

Philliedelphia said...

Haha! I know you've hated him forever. I was first annoyed yesterday he was in the lineup then had to get it off my chest this morning. I thought when he was optioned after his injury we might not see him again and then at the trade deadline the Phillies were all lefthanded. It is indeed embarrassing.
~Frank

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