Saturday, August 04, 2012

Say It Ain't So- Chooch Remix

Say It Ain't So- Chooch Remix
Somebody tweeted about the injury.
Somebody said "out for the year".
Guess I'll just close my eyes.

Oh yeah.
All right.
It hurts.
Inside.

Flip on the Tele.
In leadoff is Jimmy.
Somethin' is buggin' me, need Chooch back.
The team is ready to blow.

Say it ain't so a-woah-woah.
Your DL stint is a heartbreaker.
Say it ain't so a-woah-woah.
The Phils season is a life-taker.

I can't fix you, not a doctor and you could sue.
What the hell hurt you?.
So try and heal, when I say:
The days will be a wasteland of despair,
Until you come back catching every day.
That would be cool.
 
Say it ain't so a-woah-woah.
Your DL stint is a heartbreaker.
Say it ain't so a-woah-woah.
The Phils season is a life-taker.

Dear Chooch, I write you in spite of years of silence.
You're dinged up, found a partial tear, 
Things aren't so good also I hear.
This Schneider schtick awakens ancient feelings.
Like Barajas, Fat Lazy Dog,
The anger rages on.
Yeah Yeah-Yeah-Yeah-Yeah

Say it ain't so a-woah-woah.
Your DL stint is a heartbreaker.
Say it ain't so a-woah-woah.
The Phils season is a life-taker.

7 comments:

GM-Carson said...

Nice hits that inning by Howard and Dom.

Good game so far tonight. Some good things have happened:

1) Kratz shows he should be the backup catcher and starter for the remainder of the season with Ruiz's injury.

2) Halladay pitched great.

3) Michael Martinez isn't in the starting lineup.

4) Lindblom looked good in the 8th.

5) Howard got a hit against a lefty

6) Dom picked up a RBI hit.

Andrew said...

Ryan Howard now has 19 K's in his last 33 ABs...

GM-Carson said...

Ryan Howard looks awful.

Also, so sick of watching Cliff Lee be "unlucky".

Mini-Mart with the start at SS...yuck.

Andrew said...

This makes pretty much no sense

http://www.mlbtraderumors.com/2012/08/phillies-release-mike-fontenot.html

At least we've got Martinez!

Corey said...

cliff is so unlucky, giving up all these homers. just like babe ruth was sooooo lucky to hit 700 of them. and forget steroids, barry bonds was just lucky...

GM-Carson said...

Jimmy Rollins is the king of pop.

Popping up that is.

Bazinga!

chase trillo said...

nice win, however it is just sickening that they can release a decent hit, average at best field guy for a no hit, no field, crappiest player to possibly ever play for the phillies kind of player.