FP Santangelo is apparently the Andy Martino of baseball broadcasting.
FP, the Gnats 'color man' on MASN had this exchange with lead announcer Bob Carpenter.
FP - [The Phillies] sellout streak ended tonight, apparently. 257 games.
Bob - That's a great run.
FP - They're gonna have to take back their own ballpark.
Bob - Now that is funny.[pause] We took our's back.
Zing!!! Aw, snap. The Phillies got burned, son. Yo momma!!
I hope FP got a good laugh. Although, I would like to point a few things out to FP:
1) The Phillies still lead the National League in attendance, despite having a season from hell.
2) The Nationals are about to shut down their best pitcher, so even if they make the playoffs, enjoy watching John Lannan get lit up.
3) Bryce Harper's 'eye makeup' makes him look stupid. And Mike Trout is better.
4) I've seen your wife naked.
5) You are an admitted HGH taker and you appear prominently in the Mitchell Report. So, I hope you take pride in that fact that you were a cheater and helped destroy the integrity of baseball in the 90s. Congratulations on contributing to one of worst eras in baseball. The NBA was more popular than baseball for a while because of people like you. Great job, juicer.
6) The Nationls are 15th in baseball in attendance, despite being in first place. They are even behind Minnesota, Milwaukee and Colorado.
7) Earlier this season, the Washington Post published an article about why the Gnats can't fill the seats. Nice.
Oh, and Bob, did you guys really take back your park? Does a NYT article titled "Uninvited, Phillies Fans Still March In" help your case? Didn't think so.
See you next year, FP. The Phils will be back in contention and your stadium will be philled with red "P" hats and obnoxious, rowdy jerks throwing batteries at Bryce Harper.
28 comments:
He is an idiot. The Gnats went from one pompous ass (Rob Dibble) to another. They have a great team rhythm their fandom is far off.
I I remember him. He was bad at baseball.
Since the trade deadline...
BA. OBP. HR. R. RBI
Pence 133. 156. 0. 1. 5
Victorino. 200. 259. 0. 1. 0
Brown. 292. 393. 0. 2. 2
Shierholtz. 318. 333. 1. 1. 2
Just sayin.
Santadickweed is one the all time worst hackers on tv. He can not shut up and he spews nutin but banalities. I watch the Nats a lot but turn the sound off.
FP = Fuckin' Prick.
I find it amusing that he speaks so freely from his ass. Total dipwad that only is holding down a job because the Expos don't have any better options from their storied past. Oh wait, that's because they've pretty much have always sucked.
Gotta admit at last week's gNats/Phils game in DC the seats were pretty empty (~25,000 fans maybe). And why was that? Because the 20,000 additional Phillies fans decided not to make the trek down for a losing team. Take back the park? Hardly. We just lost interest.
Aug 21 Hunter Pence Bobblehead give away
Carpenter and Santangelo are the worst in baseball. A Nationals batter could hit a little, innocuous, routine, meaningless fucking single and their Goddam voices rise a few octaves as if something spectacular just happened. They are both faggots.
1) T-Mac and Sarge just covered the Santangelo statement and fired a few zingers back at him (much like Corey did in the post).
2) Enough of KK in the rotation. Cloyd or die!
I just heard T-mac and Sarge. They held back. I wish they would have said more. But they have class and are too professional to stoop to the level of those 2 queers that do the Nats games.
Hey, Phillies, GET KK THE FUCK OUT OF THE ROTATION.
Oh no! Gio Gonzalez just hit a homerun about a minute ago. Carpenter and Santangelo are both coming in their pants as I type this. They are both going out together after the game to celebrate every little thing that their fag Nats did tonight. I hope they sell condoms in Houston.
Note to craft beer drinkers- stay clear of Samuel Smith's India Ale. Not good. Didn't even want to finish my pint.
phils missed their chance to trade kk at the deadline. his value was at an all-time high with his scoreless innings streak.
Amaro insisting on keeping KK in the rotation is a joke. We know what he has to offer already. His "value" is in being a swingman. Give Cloyd the shot already.
Lindblom is not making a good impression. Damn.
watching manuel's post game conference reiterates the need for someone new...
i think charlie's head would explode if the press was as hard on on him as they were on andy reid before this week. hell, his head would probably explode if the questions were half the level of the ones reid has gotten in the past.
Why is Martinez not DFA'd immediately? His average continues down the endless black hole and now stands at .135...
And remember the days when it was KK or Chad Durbin for a roster spot in the off-season? Durbin's 3.07 ERA would look pretty damn stellar in our pen...
Choose a pitcher: Jamie Moyer, Kyle Kendrick, Wilson Valdez. This is a think.
Just got a groupon deal notification that the Nats have $9 seats available or upcoming games including the ones versus Braves. How sad is that in August in the middle of a pennant race.
Best record in baseball... Shhhh
Good Lord, do all Philly fans spew such hate?
How sad is it the more than half of you cumdumpsters live in DC because Phili is garbage. Congrats you have the oldest team in baseball. Now continue being insignificant, you all are in for ten years of losing. Rebuild now.
We're not hating on the Nationals, just FP Santangelo. He's a dumbass.
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