Thursday, June 07, 2012

Cotton Eye Joe: Chuts & RyHo Remix

Cotton Eye Joe Remix
If it hadn't been for Chuts n RyHo
Phillies been winning months ago
Where did you come from where did you go
Where the hell are you Chuts n RyHo?

They left town like a passing storm
They abandoned the fields where their fame was born 
Their bats and gloves alone in the sun
Playing without them just isn't fun.

If it hadn't been for Chuts n RyHo
Phillies been winning months ago
Where did you come from where did you go
Where the hell are you Chuts n RyHo?

They brought disaster whenever they left
The hearts of the fans were to hell broken sent
Why they continue to pack the Cit nobody knows
and cry over the loss of Chuts n RyHo.

If it hadn't been for Chuts n RyHo
Phillies been winning months ago
Where did you come from where did you go
Where the hell are you Chuts n RyHo?

14 comments:

Anonymous said...

Methinks "Chuts n RyHo" would fit better into the song as there is currently one too many syllables.

Corey said...

agreed. and i would love to hear charlie manuel start a sentence, or at least sentence fragment, with "methinks."

GM-Carson said...

Edited. Enjoy.

You know you're singing along as you read.

GM-Carson said...

Freddy Galvis to the DL, Michael Martinez activated.

This season sucks.

Corey said...

it sucks that galvis got hurt. it sucks that MM is back. it does not suck that they aren't here at the same time, because siralden would probably not be able to take that much excitement.

GM-Carson said...

Well, Sir Alden does presumably have 2 hands. 1 for MM and 1 for Galvis. Double the pleasure...

Ben said...

Mini Mart? Well, I officially give up on the season. Probably should have been realistic and done so earlier, but this is just too much.

GM-Carson said...

Hamels pitching a good game until Wiggy with back to back errors. It's like the Phils are playing to a script this season on how to eff stuff up.

Anonymous said...

dickey versus wang today. love the nl east...

Anthony said...

I was wondering when the Dodgers were going to take the lead.

Anonymous said...

bunch of shit. all of them.

GM-Carson said...

This team really is complete shit. Just look at the lineup. Not going to win with that.

Wiggy can't field at 3rd.

Qualls is horrible. Not an exaggeration.

Just a bad team. Things could stay like this for awhile too.

Ben said...

Other than maybe Cholly loosing his job, or a one-game type triumph like a no-hitter, no more good can come from this team. Period.

Corey said...

and there's nothing on the field to be interested in while they're losing. galvis was the only young position player out there. just a bunch of old garbage.