Phillies bullpen is shaky, offense is listless, and they're 1-2 to start the season...against the freakin' Pirates. Yeah, not good.
Should I continue bitching? Nah, because I don't feel like reading all the "it's a marathon, not a sprint" bullshit cliches in the comments section. Instead, I'll just kick back and relax and leave you, the reader, to determine this super duper meaningfully pertinent answer to the poll below. Freddy Galvis is 0-10 to start his career, how long before he collects a hit?