Saturday, March 03, 2012

Ode to WSBGMs

I know you have all been on the edge of your seats waiting for us to announce the winner of this Phillies key ring/bottle opener. Well, wait no longer.

And the winner is...

SirAlden (via comment's section):
We'll Soon Be Champions (Once Again)

We've paid our dues
From '86 to '99
We've done our sentence
But committed no crime
And bad GM mistakes
Watched more than a few
Omar Daal, Adam Eaton, and Sal Fasano
But WSBGM's has come through!

We not yet champions - again
But we'll keep on rooting - 'til the end
We're not yet champions
'cause Burrell blew his foot out chasing poontang!
No time for Bruntletts or Wife beatin' Meyers
'Cause we'll soon be champions - of the world! Again!!!

GM-Carson has taken his bows
GM-Corey cut off Andy Martino's balls
FuriousBall brought piss in our pants twisted jokes, and everything that goes with it

We thank you all

But it's been no bed of roses
No pleasure cruise
Another challenge/choke before us...But we ain't gonna lose!!!

We Should Be GM's - my friends
And we'll keep on fighting - till the end
We'll be the champions
We'll be the champions!
No time for, Beerleaguer
'Cause only WE know what's needed
To be champions...of the world!!!


*A song parody won us over. After all, we've done like eleventy of them over the years. Congrats SirAlden. Please email us your address to claim your prize.

Other worthy entries...

Chuckie Jeep:
I feel that I may not posses the eloquent words to describe how great the two GMs truly are, but I will give it a shot. Your guys' website is truly a joy for me to read on multiple occasions throughout my mundane life. I believe that you have the best Phillies site out there. You achieve greatness through great blog entries, riveting anecdotes, and insightful stories. I believe that you have the same burning passion that embodies all Phillies fans. Without using cheap MS paint or other cheap tactics you can create a website that truly has it all. I cannot thank you enough for your hard work and greatness. In closing I would just like to say keep up the good work because I love all of it. I even brush my teeth while reading We Should Be GMs.

Christine Sorling (via Facebook):
Its been sooooo many years
of heartbreaking tears
We finally completed the championship feat
When the Phillies won it in '08

Phillies made it back in '09
only to fall short to the Yanks
'cause our bats shot blanks
Come 2010, we won the NL East again
Only to be slain by the Giants
OOOOOO how We Should Be GMs
So this doesn't happen again

Just couldn't wait in 2011
It was the Field of Dreams that felt like heaven
With the 102 wins
It wasn't in the Cards
We Should Be GMs
To not to shelve our talent
But to win it all again

Phillies in 2012.

3 comments:

SirAlden said...

Always nice to come in Last and First place at the same time.

SirAlden said...

"Way to go Qualls!"

GM-Carson said...

Season over- pitching sucks.

Ha.


Anyway- SirAlden, you need to email us your address brother, so we can send you the prize.