Saturday, February 25, 2012

Phillies Bottle Opener/Key Ring Contest

Would you like to be the winner of this Phillies bottle opener/key ring? Of course you would! Well, here's how to get your mitts on it- write an Ode to We Should Be GMs. Yes, we want flattery. We want self-deprecating humor. We want knowledge of the blog. Email us your best effort at weshouldbegms@hotmail.com and we'll pick the winner sometime next week. Now get to the butt kissing...

3 comments:

SirAlden said...

~We'll Soon Be Champions (one again)~

We've paid our dues...
From '86 to '99 ...
We've done our sentence
But committed no crime ...
And bad GM mistakes
Watched more than a few..
Omar Dall, Adam Eaton, and Sal Fascano...
But WSBGM's has come through!

We not yet champions - again...
But we'll keep on Rooting - till the end...
We're not yet champions...
'cause Burrell blew his foot out chasing poontang!'...
No time for Bruntletts... or Wifebeatin' Meyers...
'Cause we'll soon be champions - of the world! Again!!!

GM-Carson has taken his bows...
GM-Corey cut off Andy Martino's Balls...
FuriousBall brought piss in our pants twisted jokes, and everything that goes with it

We thank you all...

But it's been no bed of roses...
No pleasure cruise -
Another challenge/choke before us... But we ain't gonna lose!!!

We Should Be GM's - my friends
And we'll keep on fighting - till the end...
We'll be the champions...
We'll be the champions!
No time for, Beerleaguer
'Cause only WE,know what's needed...
To be champions... of the world!!!

GM-Carson said...

Nicely done.

Love some good ass kissing.

SirAlden said...

True dat.