12 Days of Christmas- Phillies Style Volume VI

On the twelfth day of Christmas, the Phillies gave to me...

12 games played by John Bowker (yuck!)
11 indictments for Lenny Dykstra (loser!)
10 extra base hits from Michael Martinez
9 Ball Girls dancing
8 wild pitches by Dontrelle Willis (2012 prediction)
7 straight winning seasons with Charles Fuqua Manuel
6 shutouts twirled by Clifton Phifer Lee
5 consecutive NL East division championships
4 errors by Domonic Brown (now where the hell is he?)
3 pitchers finished in the Top 10 Cy Young voting
2 hernia surgeries for Polly
1 ruptured Ryan Howard Achilles
and no trip to the World Series...bastards!

Previous Installments:
*2006- Volume I (Scrooge McCorey)
*2007- Volume II (Santa Carson)
*2008- Volume III (Santa Carson)
*2009- Volume IV (Santa Carson)
*2010- Volume V (Santa Carson)