To hell with Jimmy Rollins, the Phillies re-signed Pete Orr to a minor league deal. Commence celebration. With super fast super utility player Michael Martinez, half man/half goat Wilson Valdez, "prospect" Freddy Galvis, and now Orr the Phils don't need no stinkin' J-Roll. They've got shortstop covered in 2012. Have fun finding your mythical 5 year deal Jimmy. No members of the quartet can hit a lick, but who cares the Phils have 3 aces!

I'm being completely facetious of course.
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They also replace Ibanez and Gload in the lineup. Offseason will be done once Tom Gordon comes out of retirement and signs as closer.
Flash!!!
THOME!!!!!
kevin millwood's still available right?
there's your fourth ace.
Millwood hit 2 homeruns last year. He and Lee can platoon.
Can Thome play SS?
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