Friday, November 04, 2011

2012 Philadelphia Phillies Shortstops

To hell with Jimmy Rollins, the Phillies re-signed Pete Orr to a minor league deal. Commence celebration. With super fast super utility player Michael Martinez, half man/half goat Wilson Valdez, "prospect" Freddy Galvis, and now Orr the Phils don't need no stinkin' J-Roll. They've got shortstop covered in 2012. Have fun finding your mythical 5 year deal Jimmy. No members of the quartet can hit a lick, but who cares the Phils have 3 aces!


I'm being completely facetious of course.

6 comments:

Bob D said...

They also replace Ibanez and Gload in the lineup. Offseason will be done once Tom Gordon comes out of retirement and signs as closer.

GM-Carson said...

Flash!!!

Andrew said...

THOME!!!!!

C.M.R. said...

kevin millwood's still available right?

there's your fourth ace.

GM-Carson said...

Millwood hit 2 homeruns last year. He and Lee can platoon.

GM-Carson said...

Can Thome play SS?