To hell with Jimmy Rollins, the Phillies re-signed Pete Orr to a minor league deal. Commence celebration. With super fast super utility player Michael Martinez, half man/half goat Wilson Valdez, "prospect" Freddy Galvis, and now Orr the Phils don't need no stinkin' J-Roll. They've got shortstop covered in 2012. Have fun finding your mythical 5 year deal Jimmy. No members of the quartet can hit a lick, but who cares the Phils have 3 aces!
I'm being completely facetious of course.