Thursday, October 06, 2011

Playoff Tension Diversion

Will they win? Will they lose? The tension is palpable.

Without an alcohol induced haze, relaxation is likely out of the question until Game 5 of the NLDS is over.

Therefore, I felt it necessary to divert your stress from the impending doom game with our united hatred of the New York Mets shortstop Jose Reyes.

Uh, that's random.

Not as random as you think. Got the newest edition of ESPN the Magazine today. It's their "Body" issue, and one of those bodies is...

Gag me with a spoon!


Preserve Jon said...

Deep breaths everyone.

Inhale through the nose.
Exhale through the mouth.
In through the nose.
Soothing exhale through the mouth.

Rollins and Utley will continue to get on base and cause trouble. Pence will come around. We all know that with Howard - even at his worst - it can quickly come together with just one fastball in the zone. I also believe in Senor Octubre.

Halladay will sooth the the city's nerves by reaching back and firing just as he always does.

Doc cures all maladies.

This isn't faith, so there's no need to believe. This is fact. The Phils will win game 5.

Unless Charlie panics and brings Vic up to 2, inserts Pence in the 5 hole, moves ChUtley back to 3 and replaces Polanco with the Goat. Then we're doomed.

Preserve Jon said...

Carpenter's career numbers vs. Phils

Roy Halladay career numbers vs. Cardinals

Anonymous said...


GM-Carson said...

Anonymous- is that how you feel after viewing the picture of Reyes?

GM-Carson said...

Phillies batters have only walked 8 times in this series. More proof that they're too antsy and have a bad approach at the plate.

Randy said...

Ugh. I'm creeped out by a naked Reyes. V disturbing. Go Doc!!

Randy said...

But if we get that US women's soccer team goalie.....then I'm all over it. So to speak.

Anonymous said...

the picture is gay. you're gay.

the gay, gay, gay took my blogger away.

C.M.R. said...

a more appropriate reaction to that image:

GM-Carson said...

Hope Solo is in the issue too.

Corey said...

terrific. one of my favorite simpsons quotes.

to add to mr. anonymous - "they took him away, away from me-ee"

hope solo is a dog.

Anonymous said...


GM-Carson said...

Hope Solo is cute.

Bob D said...

I'm running Spam killer on my computer now LOL

Anonymous has a thing for gay?????

I actually feel good about tonights game. The Phils have the upper hand and they have been clutch all season.

Going for win #105!

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