Friday, September 02, 2011

Series Preview- Marlins...Again

Philadelphia Phillies (87-46) @ Florida Marlins (60-76)

Pitching Match-Ups:
Friday, 7:10, Roy Oswalt vs. Brad Hand
Saturday, 7:10, Cole Hamels vs. Ricky Nolasco
Sunday, 1:10, Roy Halladay vs. Anibal Sanchez

Season Series:
Phillies 9 - Marlins 4.

Guppies Bats:
R - 529 (23rd)
AVG - .247 (22nd)
OPS - .701 (21st)

Guppies Flippers:
ERA - 4.11 (21st)
WHIP - 1.32 (17th)
BAA - .256 (17th)

What We're Drinking:
Carson - Mountain Dew and beer (any kind that's available). Huge 3-day Labor Day picnic this weekend and those are the beverages of choice.

Corey - Tanqueray gin. I'm not doing it the Snoop Dogg/Gin & Juice style ("Tanqueray and chronic, yeah I'm f@#%ed up now..."), instead I'm drinking like the Rat Pack did - shaken with ice and a hint of vermouth then downed quickly. Repeat.

Their Michael Martinez:
Ozzie Martinez, who is 3-23 (.130)...but I heard he's the faster player on the team, so you know he's gonna be awesome.

Their Danys Baez:

Clay Hensley, because there's no way of spinning a 5.53 ERA in a positive light.

What We're Listening To:
Carson - the oldies, mostly from the 60's. This isn't my style of music, although some of it is alright. However, that's what is played on the radio at the Labor Day picnic, so I just go with the flow.

Corey - Lars Frederiksen and The Bastards.

Prediction:
Getting cocky, sweep!

3 comments:

GM-Carson said...

What the hell? 2 days posts in a row with no comments. C'mon our peeps!

Bob D said...

Sorry the report card is awesome

And now best record in franchise history

GM-Carson said...

That's better. Thanks