Monday, May 23, 2011

Without Me- Utley's Back Remix

Without Me- Utley's Back Remix
Orr and Martinez go round the outside,
Round the outside, round the outside.

Orr and Martinez go round the outside,
Round the outside, round the outside.

Guess who's back, back again?
Utley's back, tell a friend!
Guess who's back, Utley's back,
Utley's back, Utley's back...

I've created a monster,
Cuz nobody wants to see Valdez no more,
They want Utley,
Orr's chopped liver.
Well, if you want Utley,
Then this is what RA'll give ya,
A little bit of Orr mixed with some Mar-tin-ez.

Some Valdez to try to jump-start the lineup,
Don't be shocked - where you shocked - at the hospital,
That they suck cuz it's not cooperating,
When Utley's rocking the table while he's swinging "Hey".
You waited this long for him to come back,
Well he's back, off the DL and awaiting.

I know you got a job Mr. Manuel,
But your job is complicated,
So his knees won't let Utley be,
Or let the lineup be, so let me see.
They tried to shut us down on and off TV,
But it feels so empty without Utley.

So come on dip, bum on your lips,
F*** that snuff on your lips and some on your kicks.
And get ready, cuz this shit's about to get heavy,
Utley just settled the roster, "batting 3rd baby!"

Now this looks like a job for Utley,
So everybody just follow me,
Cuz we've had enough controversy,
Cuz it feels so empty without Utley.

I said this looks like a job for Utley,
So everybody just follow me,
Cuz we're done with all the controversy,
Cuz it feels so empty without Utley.

*Lyrics courtesy of loyal reader Preserve John


3 comments:

SirAlden said...

Chassssssssssssssssssssssseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!

Ut Leeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!

ripjgarcia said...

Proooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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GM-Carson said...

I feel your excitement Sir Alden. Chase Utley plays the game the way I want my boys to as they grow up- hard, all-out, all-in.