Tuesday, April 19, 2011

JC Down, Zags Up

JC Romero has fallen victim to the DL, while Mike Zagurski gets the call up from Triple-A Lehigh Valley where he's pitched 3.1 scoreless innings with 7 K's. Romero has been erratic (imagine that), and is no big loss. He suffered a strained right calf in last night's loss.

Wonder if we can workout an "injury" for Kyle Kendrick and Mike Martinez too? How about lacerated labia for the prior and anonymously-useless disease for the latter. Michael Stutes seems like a better option in relief than KK and 3 week old dog dung would be better than Mini-Mart. Whatever, all is well...all is well.

Tonight's Forecast- showers, low 50's, and a 100% certainty of dominance by Doc.

And now I leave you with this video of ESPN's Tim Kurkjian (aka- Papa Smurf) being mimicked by the Philly Phanatic.
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11 comments:

GM-Carson said...

If tonight's game is played, how many runs do the Phils score off of Randy Wolf and the rest of the Brewers staff?

ripjgarcia said...

4

ripjgarcia said...

Zagurski has shown nothing but failure at this level. I don't understand the necessity of carrying two lefties either. Stutes had a pretty good spring training. Mathieson is another guy who I would have brought up before Zagurski.

Nikole said...

Zags sucks! Kendrick sucks. Bring up mathieson and Stutes. Lose kendrick and Beaz

GM-Carson said...

Lets give Fat Mike a chance (at least an inning).

GM-Carson said...

Mayberry gets the start in RF today in place of Francisco. Why the hell is Ibanez still in the lineup?!?!?!

ripjgarcia said...

1 inning. That's all he's gonna get from me. Hope he makes it a good one.

Nikole said...

This is pathetic. They can't hit. None of them.

Corey said...

zero.

Andrew said...

Why is Herndon still on this roster?

GM-Carson said...

This team will be returning to mediocreville in a hurry (.500), because this offense is the real one...the really sucky one.