Saturday, April 16, 2011

Fraudulent Dykstra, Madson's Wife & Baez Sucks

Game Summary- Oswalt tweaked his back, Manuel managed poorly, the offense and 7th inning relief sucked. Phillies lose.

Now onto other news...

Fraudulent Dykstra
Lenny Dykstra was once a physically fit (probably due to steroids) offensive force of a center fielder. Now he's a fat faced failure in the business world that has been arrested on charges of bankruptcy fraud. This man is just another stain on the reputation of Major League Baseball. During his playing days he was reckless with drinking and driving (take note Miguel Cabrera!) and since leaving the game he's been accused of essentially stealing people's money in various business ventures, forcing sexual favors of a housekeeper, and being an overall douche. Keep it classy Nails.

Madson's Wife
Ryan Madson's wife, Sarah, who is pregnant with the couple's 4th child recently went on a mini-rant about Phillies fans...
"I hate the fans. It is bad enough that they bother us during the season, but they will not leave us alone in December when we go out to eat. We stayed here during the off season last year, but we will be going to California this year. There must be something particularly bad about Phillies fans because all the players leave in the off season."

Honestly, I could give two squirts of piss what some random woman, who otherwise would be a nobody if not for her husband, thinks about the Phillies. However, her comments were ill-advised and foolish. Sarah might hate us, but we're the city that's paying her man's rather large salary and keeping her a happy housewife. Furthermore, Ryan has to pitch in this typically unforgiving city and drawing negative attention to him is not a good idea. He's already in a difficult situation, pitching only 1 inning at a time where it's either success or failure, cut and dry. Now he will likely face questioning about his loyalty to the team and whether or not he's making a mad dash for the West Coast once free agency hits this offseason.

Baez Sucks
WSBGMs had the inside scoop about a month ago when pitcher Danys Baez had his name legally changed to Baez Sucks. However, we failed to elaborate to the full extent of the name change. His full name is officially Baez F*cking Sucks. Glad we have that on record now. Also, let it be known that WSBGMs would like to start a petition against further use of Baez Sucks in any Phillies game Major or Minor.

16 comments:

Corey said...

Yo, props to... me!

I entered crashburnalley's one day fantasy challenge and pwned some suckers. walked away with a cool $54.

GM-Carson said...

Nice!

What do you have to do to get in it?

Corey said...

click a link.

i went to that website for first time in about a month and i saw they were running a contest. well, since i'm a freaking baseball genius i figured it would be easy money. and, well, i was right.

ripjgarcia said...

So lovely to read your 'woman needs to know her place' oriented rant there. She has every right to speak her mind and YOU and the Phillies don't get the right to tell her what she can and can't say. At least Madson didn't go all Brett Myers on her.

Not to mention that she's pregnant. That'll bring out the beast in the best of women.

Bottom line is..

She's entitled to her opinion and so am I.

Madson's Wife if a entitlement whore said...

Just because that woman is entitled to her opinion and pregnant, doesn't make her any less of a bitch.

Corey said...

so let me get this right, sarah madson can say what she wants to say. and you can say what you want to say. but carson doesn't "get the right to tell her what she can and can't say." that's enlightened. the ol' classic "free speech for all, unless i'm offended or don't agree" that's so prevalent these days.

Anonymous said...

Crossing Broad had a piece on the woman who wrote about Madson's wife:

http://www.crossingbroad.com/2011/04/before-we-go-throwing-stones-at-sarah-madson-lets-consider-the-source.html

The source lacks credibility, so perhaps Sarah Madson deserves the benefit of the doubt here.

ripjgarcia said...

I was expecting that reply Corey. I almost erased the comment and rewrote it but I just wanted to see how you would react. You can go back to being the king of your thugdom now.

Corey said...

go back? i never left. someone has to keep the jesters from running the court. long live the king, bitches.

Corey said...

btw, no game tonight. so charlie can officially make the sign read "1 day without a managerial mistake." here's to not getting swept tomorrow. slainte!

GM-Carson said...

Alright, I went back and read what I wrote and it comes off chauvinistic, which is not my intent. Madson's wife is entitled to her opinion. I simply think her voicing it was not a wise decision. It's one of those things she was better off thinking and maybe just talking about amongst friends, not to the media or someone that would potentially put it on the internet. I don't think she "should know her place". She has every right to feel however she wants, but publicly speaking that puts a negative light on her family.

What good could possibly come over her saying that? None.

Corey said...

long live the queen, too.

GM-Carson said...

off with their heads!

ACSmitty79 said...

GMs, take all this Madson's wife shit with a grain of salt.

ESPN 97.5 had the chick that wrote the piece about Madson's wife on the Mike Missinelli show on Thursday. Talk about somebody hemmin' and hawin', the blogger sounded like a total fraud. After the radio interview, a ton of callers reported they had met Ryan and his wife in various places in and around Philly and at Spring Training and EVERYONE talked about how nice and pleasant she was, totally contradicting what the blogger said.

I don't think Mrs. Madson said this stuff. And even if she did, she was pregnant and gets a pass. Nothin' will piss off a pregnant chick like a young hottie handing her husband a phone number right in front of her. (Well unless you forget to add the pickles on top of the ice cream).

LuckyNucky said...

Who cares what the the prego had to say about Philly fans. Just look at her- Fat, ugly, and begging for attention while her hottie husband gets gorgeous, slim babes at his beck and call... He could be anywhere and getting the numbers. I see her point when you're having prego pause. Most women's mouths keep moving when nobody's listening, but why put the pressure on the mouth that feeds you?

GM-Carson said...

Oh no you didn't.