Now onto other news...
Lenny Dykstra was once a physically fit (probably due to steroids) offensive force of a center fielder. Now he's a fat faced failure in the business world that has been arrested on charges of bankruptcy fraud. This man is just another stain on the reputation of Major League Baseball. During his playing days he was reckless with drinking and driving (take note Miguel Cabrera!) and since leaving the game he's been accused of essentially stealing people's money in various business ventures, forcing sexual favors of a housekeeper, and being an overall douche. Keep it classy Nails.
Ryan Madson's wife, Sarah, who is pregnant with the couple's 4th child recently went on a mini-rant about Phillies fans...
"I hate the fans. It is bad enough that they bother us during the season, but they will not leave us alone in December when we go out to eat. We stayed here during the off season last year, but we will be going to California this year. There must be something particularly bad about Phillies fans because all the players leave in the off season."
Honestly, I could give two squirts of piss what some random woman, who otherwise would be a nobody if not for her husband, thinks about the Phillies. However, her comments were ill-advised and foolish. Sarah might hate us, but we're the city that's paying her man's rather large salary and keeping her a happy housewife. Furthermore, Ryan has to pitch in this typically unforgiving city and drawing negative attention to him is not a good idea. He's already in a difficult situation, pitching only 1 inning at a time where it's either success or failure, cut and dry. Now he will likely face questioning about his loyalty to the team and whether or not he's making a mad dash for the West Coast once free agency hits this offseason.
WSBGMs had the inside scoop about a month ago when pitcher Danys Baez had his name legally changed to Baez Sucks. However, we failed to elaborate to the full extent of the name change. His full name is officially Baez F*cking Sucks. Glad we have that on record now. Also, let it be known that WSBGMs would like to start a petition against further use of Baez Sucks in any Phillies game Major or Minor.