Monday, March 28, 2011

Iron Man - Brad Lidge Remix

I am Fragile Man!

Is he hurt again?
Can he pitch now from the pen?
Can he throw at all
Or if he plays will he fall?

Is he hurt or not?
Will Rube trade for Jason Motte?
They’ll put Madson there
So should we even care?

He was hurt in spring
Lots of panic this March brings
Strained his upper back
Now he sits with an ice pack

Nobody wants him
He just rehabs in pain
Planning his comeback
Slider and fastballs will reign

Now the time is here
For Fragile Man to hear jeers
Won’t pitch to the Braves
Won’t be getting any saves

Nobody wants him
As his injuries spread
Training staff helps him
Soon he’ll have his revenge

Heavy sliders thrown
Many saves will soon be blown
Throwing as hard as he can
Fragile Man will live again!

4 comments:

GM-Carson said...

Happy birthday to WSBGMs. We turn 6 today.

GM-Carson said...

Looks like Jayson Nix might be let go by the Indians. He can play outfield, 2B, 3B, and SS. He has some power and speed, just doesn't hit for average. I'd like him over Castillo or Martinez.

GM-Carson said...

Shit, I can't do math. We're entering our 6th season, but turned 5 today. We started back on March 28th, 2006.

GM-Carson said...

Phils just signed Kevin Frandsen to a minor league deal. The 28 year old can play all over the infield and corner outfield. Career .243/.636 hitter in 228 games. In the minors, he's a .312/.820 batter. This adds organizational depth and he's likely a better option than Castillo or Martinez.