Perfect game. Likely 2010 NL Cy Young. 21 wins. 9 complete games. 4 shutouts. League leading 250.2 inning pitched. 2.44 ERA and 1.04 WHIP. 219 strikeouts with only 30 walks. Doc is effin amazing!
Guaranteed 30+ homeruns and 100+ rbi every season. Despite a DL stint The Big Piece reached those numbers for the 5th straight season. He also shares the MLB lead in Howards with 5. .278/.864, 85 r, 23 dbl, 5 trpl, 31 hr, 106 rbi.
Chooch is the shit. Senor Octobre is primed again for another excellent postseason. He's handled the pitching staff with a firm grace that is unmatched. His knack for the clutch hit is not undervalued. The man is an on-base machine, a rare commodity for someone donning the tools of ignorance. .298/.838, 40 r, 27 dbl, 8 hr, 52 rbi, 55:53 K:BB.
Dude cowers worse than the French when he's up to bat with runners in scoring position, but damn that boy can swing a mean stick with nobody on base. He's skeezy, has an
Oh yeah, there's a series being played this weekend. Not that it amounts to a whisker on Kathy Bates' beard, but it is against Atlanta, so go beat 'em.