Sunday, August 29, 2010

What Up, Uts?

.269 average? Lowest OPS since 2004? What is up with ol' Chase?

I think I may have figured it out. I took a look at some Utley photos from recent Phillies games. I noticed something different. Take a look.

Goatee? Mullet? Dropping batting average? Holy crap, it's Mickey Morandini!

Apparently Utley's thumb has not healed so the Phillies have hired Mickey to "stand in" for Chase until he's ready to play. Well, that solves that mystery.


GM-Carson said...

Wouldn't have predicted that sweep of the Padres. Phils in control of their playoff destiny.

By the way, good job picking on the white guys. Utley needed to be blasted, but I didn't have it in me.

Matty said...

Anyone can clearly see from the way he swings that he wasn't, and still isn't ready to play.

Gonzo Undead said...

Utley was in a slump a good 6 weeks before he was injured. He's just having a bad season.

GM-Carson said...

He's having a very bad season. J-Roll, Victorino, Howard, Utley, and Ibanez all having down years. The only guys doing well are Polanco, Chooch, and Werth. But Werth can't hit with men on base. All that leads to a very inconsistent offense that struggles to score runs for stretches of time.

SirAlden said...

Congratulations Corey and Carson!

1st and 2nd Place in the WSBGM's
Fantasy League Regular Season!

Enjoy your BYE Week!

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