A. Games behind the Braves
B. Multiplied by Mike Zagurski's cholesterol level
C. Minus the number of starters with ERAs above 4.50
D. Plus the amount of money I wish they didn't owe Joe Blanton
E. Multiplied by the sum of bad trades and bad contracts overseen by Amaro Jr.
F. Divided by the number of wins for Cliff Lee as a Phillie in 2010