B. Multiplied by Mike Zagurski's cholesterol level
C. Minus the number of starters with ERAs above 4.50
D. Plus the amount of money I wish they didn't owe Joe Blanton
E. Multiplied by the sum of bad trades and bad contracts overseen by Amaro Jr.
F. Divided by the number of wins for Cliff Lee as a Phillie in 2010
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Are we using linear algebra, the distribution theory, calculus, or just straight up calculator style?
The answer is 2011 or the next time the Phillies will have a chance at the playoffs.
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