Wednesday, July 14, 2010

Pinball Wizard - Fuqua Remix

This is a WSBGMs exclusive. We recently uncovered a gem. Apparently, back when Uncle Cholly was tearing up the NPL, there was a fan ‘zine published by a pair of genius Japanese baseball fans called “We Should Be Most Honorable GMsons.” They just happened to do song parodies. Weird. This is the one they wrote about their American idol, Charles Fuqua Manuel. Enjoy.

Ever since I was a young boy
I've hit the old baseball
From Tokyo down to Hanshin
I must have hit them all
But I ain't seen nothing like him
In any batting hall
That pudgy slow redneck
Sure hits a mean baseball

He stands like a statue
Takes apart the Jugs machine
Feeling all the pitches
Always hits them clean
He hits by intuition
The home run records fall
That pudgy slow redneck
Sure hits a mean baseball

He's a baseball wizard
There's got to be a trick
A baseball wizard
He's an American hick

How do you think he does it?
(I don't know)
What makes him so good?

He ain't got no distractions
Can't hear those horns and squeals
Ignores bunt signs they’re flashin'
He's hitting to all fields
Always smackin’ line drives
Never pops out at all
That pudgy slow redneck
Sure hits a mean baseball

I thought I was
The hardball king
But I just handed
My triple crown to him

Even with the “gyro ball”
He still hits the best
His skipper pencils him in
And he just does the rest
He's got crazy hittin’ statistics
Never seen him fall
That pudgy slow redneck
Sure hits a mean baseball


Preserve Jon said...

Welcome to the slowest day in sports. Only one MLS game and the Union taking on Celtic.

That's it.

GM-Carson said...

What are you drinking when you concoct these parodies Corey?

Bob D said...

Play Ball!

SirAlden said...

Let's go Phightin's Second Half
Kick it in gear as you always do for

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