Venue: Citizens Bank Park
Good Guys: Philadelphia Phillies 53-46 2nd Place
Bad Guys: Arizona Diamondbacks 37-62 Last Place
Game 1: Cole Hamels vs. Rodrigo Lopez
(7-7, 3.40/1.27) (5-9, 4.58/1.33)
Reason the Phils Win: Hamels is a stone cold killer on the mound nowadays and there ain't no stopping this macho man.
Reason the DBacks Win: Lopez is still pissed the Phils let him go during the 2009 season and wants a World Series ring. Message to RoLo- just be happy you're employed, after all Pedro isn't.
Game 2: Roy Halladay vs. Edwin Jackson
(11-8, 2.28/1.04) (6-9, 5.01/1.48)
Reason the Phils Win: Halladay pours diamondback venom on his Wheaties in the morning to make him stronger.
Reason the DBacks Win: Jackson was born in West Germany, and you know they breed some hardass sons-a-bitches over there. Just look at David Hasselhoff!
Game 3: Kyle Kendrick vs. Joe Saunders
(6-4, 4.60/1.30) (6-10, 4.62/1.49)
Reason the Phils Win: KK doesn't want to be the one that breaks up the winning streak, which will be at 7 by the time his turn in the rotation comes around.
Reason the DBacks Win: Saunders is out to prove that he is worth trading Dan Haren for, not only to the Diamondback fans, but to anybody that follows baseball. Good luck with that.