Unreal Minor League #'s:
Jonathan Singleton was selected in the 8th round (257th overall) of the 2009 player draft. The 18 year old left-handed hitting 1st baseman has a solid frame, standing 6'2" and weighing 215 lbs. In a 31 game minor league debut with the Phillies Gulf Coast League team last summer he batted .290/.835, which is decent but not earth shattering. You want end-of-times stats, well, look no further. In 2010 he's gone Armageddon-style on opposing pitchers through 24 games: .419/1.256, 16 r, 36 h, 11 2b, 6 hr, 26 rbi, 16:15 bb:k, and 3 sb. Wow!
I'm Sorry Grand Pappy:
Jamie Moyer is the Phils second best starting pitcher this season, and I didn't even want him on the team let alone in the rotation. I should never underestimate this crafty old son of a gun, because just when I count him out, he finds a way to come back and succeed. His pitching arsenal of slow, slower, and slowest is once again working its magic as he notched his 2nd complete game of the season last night for his 6th win, and dropped his ERA below 4. Good job, congrats!
On the subject of apologies, I need to explain myself. When I say I "hate" Player X, I do not literally hate the man, as I know none of these guys personally. Rather I hate the fact that they're on the Phillies. For example, earlier this week I said that I hate Greg Dobbs. Now, why the hell would I hate Dobbs? Fact is, I don't. However, I do want him released, and hate his bat/fielding. Even David Bell, he of much WSBGMs animosity, is not really hated, just extremely detested in the way of him ever donning Phils red pinstripes.
Hey, lets do this! 3 in a row.