1. Go to Sunday dinner and overeat.2. Watch the Phils try and take the series against the Twinkies at 1:35 with Doc Halladay on the mound against Alyssa Milano castoff Carl Pavano.
3. After watching the Phils lose 1-0, tune into the Orioles game to remember just how bad things could be.
4. Mow grass. Stupid grass. Isn't that why God created macadam?
5. Go for a run so belly doesn't get bigger. Stupid metabolism. 6. Retire for the night and watch 300 which I rented on Netflix and hopefully enjoy some Ben & Jerry's Phish Food ice cream.
5 comments:
I'll be at the game today.
Phils win.
Already mowed the lawn.
Roy Halladay isn't even good enough anymore. This team sucks!
Is it ok to curse now?
Seriously the Phillies are about to get 3 hit by Carl Pavano sporting a 70's porn mustache on fathers day.....many f bombs need to dropped.
Aaron- curse away my friend. Venting/ranting does a heart good.
Seriously, screw the Phillies.
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