Pedro Feliz/Houston Astros/3B
.231/.558, 6 r, 12 rbi, 2 bb, 7 xbh, 5 GIDP, 4 E.
Polly is by far outperforming Pete Happy and everyone seems happy that the Phils let him go to Ed Wade Land where Nutsack Face loves sloppy seconds.
Brett Myers/Houston Astros/SP
2-2, 46 ip, 32 k, 3.52 ERA, 1.48 WHIP.
Mixed emotions were abound when the Myers Rollercoaster Express wasn't invited back to town, but there's no denying that the Phils could use some help on this battered pitching staff.
Matt Stairs/San Diego Padres/OF-PH
.182/.513, 3 r, 4 rbi.
Mr. Moonshot shed a midget family from his midsection this offseason, but it didn't seem to help his offensive woes. I miss his gut, but not his bat. Of course, he's right on par with the underachieving Phils bench (finger pointed at you Greg Dobbs and Ben Francisco).
Jack Taschner/Pittsburgh Pirates/RP
1 w, 15 g, 15.2 ip, 15 k, 4.50 ERA, 1.34 WHIP.
I don't want Taschner back, but I do want catcher Ronny Paulino back who the Phils traded to San Fran for Taschner and then the Giants promptly flipped him to the Marlins where he's been hitting ever since. With Brian Schneider on the DL and Chooch blowing a tire, we're looking at Paul Hoover at starting catcher. Yeah, Paulino would be better!
Tyler Walker/Washington Nationals/RP
12 g, 18.2 ip, 20 k, 4.82 ERA, 1.13 WHIP.
Watching him perfusely perspire and pour sweat through his pores leading to a puddle on the mound is something that we still get to witness thanks to MASN. *Note- this image is Tyler Walker, just not the one that plays for the Gnats, this dude came up on Google image search.
Rodrigo Lopez/Arizona Diamondbacks/SP
1-2, 44 ip, 26 k, 4.30 ERA, 1.43 WHIP.
The D-Backs are getting decent value from the minor league flier they took on RoLo.
Eric Bruntlett/Syracuse Chiefs/UTL:
.218/.638 in Triple-A
This is why he's in WSBGMs Hall of Fame?
Miguel Cairo/Cincinnati Reds/UTL
.148/.333, 1-13 as PH
Why hasn't he been released? The Reds have pitcher Micah Owings to pinch-hit for crying out loud (.294/.872, 24 r, 33 rbi, 14 dbl, 2 trpl, 9 hr in 177 ab).
Chan Ho Park/New York Yankees/RP
Has only pitched in 3 games this season and is currently on the DL.
Lou Marson/Cleveland Indians/C
.191/.497, 7 r, 1 rbi, 33% caught stealing.
Marson isn't hitting, but neither is 7/9 of the Indians lineup.
Cliff Lee/Seattle Mariners/SP
1-1, 22.1 ip, 15 k, 2.03 ERA, 0.94 WHIP, 3 gs.
Recently activated from the DL and has come just as advertised. Corey is