Monday, May 17, 2010

In Depth Philly/Pitt Series Preview

Venue: The Bank (green one opened 7 days a week)
Good Guys: Philadelphia Phillies 23-13, 1st place.
Bad Guys: Pittsburgh Pirates 16-21, 3rd place.

Game 1: Charlie Morton vs. Kyle Kendrick
(1-6, 9.19/1.79) (1-1, 5.89/1.55)
Reason the Pirates win: Kyle Kendrick sucks, and Phucco Jack Taschner is ready to exact revenge on the club the left him off of the playoff roster.
Reason the Phillies win: Charlie Morton sucks more and it's Dollar Dog Night meaning wrappers will be blowing in the wind on to the field and inevitably block centerfielder Andrew McCutchen's sight on a lazy flyball that turns into a Little League homerun off the bat of pinch hitter Ross Gload.

Game 2: Zach Duke vs. Roy Halladay
(2-4, 5.56/1.74) (6-1, 1.59/1.04)
Reason the Pirates win: never gonna happen, it's about as likely as Bea Arthur and Patrick Swayze being reincarnated as flamingos.
Reason the Phillies win: The stars have aligned and Halladay is pitching on Toyota Roy Halladay Bobble Figurine night. I'm thinking no-hitter.


GM-Carson said...

Chooch and J-Roll back, but Utley out with flu-like symptoms.

KK is a mudder though, told ya.

GM-Carson said...

Happ's bullpen session went well. He'll throw again later this week.

Wilson Valdez was designated for assignment to make room for Rollins.

GM-Carson said...

F.U. Jack Taschner! Grand Slam Howard.

Bloodstripes said...

Nice salami Ryano. Big bucks hitter. He's our man.

So good to have Rollins back. Can't beat his arm.

Phillies are goin' nuts so far this month.

Andrew said...

Lets keep rolling like this! Back at full strength (Lidge and Happ don't count)!!!

GM-Carson said...

Maybe KC will trade us Joakim Soria for a package of Kyle Kendrick, John Mayberry Jr., and another minor leaguer.

Bloodstripes said...

Phillies are going for their 60th straight sellout on tuesday.

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