Thursday, May 27, 2010

Folsom Prison Blues - Phillies Remix

I see the pitch a comin'
It's got a slurvy bend,
And I ain't hit a curveball,
Since, I don't know when,
I'm stuck just above Mendoza,
And outs are more and more,
But pitches keep a-comin’,
Our offense is a bore.

When I was in Clearwater,
My Skipper told me, "Son,
Always be a good boy,
Score lots and lots of runs,"
But I struck out in New York,
On a pitch that was high,
When I see that awful boxscore,
I hang my head and cry.

10 comments:

GM-Carson said...

I really want to remix this. Corey on gitter, me on vox. Do it, do it!

GM-Carson said...

From The Zo Zone:
* The Phillies have been shut out in consecutive games for the first time since Aug. 7-8, 2008.
* They have been shut out three times in four games for the first time since June 23-26, 1990.
* They have been scoreless in 37 of the past 38 innings.
* They have not scored a run in 28 innings against the last four starting pitchers they have faced: eight scoreless innings against Daisuke Matsuzaka on Saturday, eight scoreless innings against Tim Wakefield on Sunday, six scoreless innings against R.A. Dickey on Tuesday and six scoreless innings against Hisanori Takahashi on Wednesday.

It honestly doesn't get much worse than that.

GM-Carson said...

When the Phils slump, so does WSBGMs. Our #'s are down and comments are fewer. C'mon, lets go!

Preserve Jon said...

So this is what it's like to be an Orioles fan.

Bloodstripes said...

Cmon Phils. This is getting serious.

Bloodstripes said...

2 hits, 3 GIDP's through 5. Shithouse Phils. Shithouse.

Bloodstripes said...

No jokes. Hamels really has been unlucky so far today. Phils are swinging toothpicks.

Bloodstripes said...

Whats that smell?

ripjgarcia said...

Wow.. time to start putting pitchers in as postion players.

Andrew said...

Actually, the O's score runs! They just blow the lead whenever possible