Sunday, May 30, 2010


The Phillies have played 49 games this season and have been held to 2 or less runs in 17 of them, including 6 shutouts. That's 35% of the games they're scoring less runs than in the Dead Ball Era and 12% of the time they're getting Roy Halladayed by the other team. I don't even know why I put that much effort into this post, because the Phils certainly haven't even given one iota of effort, so EFF it!


ACSmitty79 said...

We should start a pool to either predict who will be the first phillie to HR or just a general pool for when their next offensive break out will be. This is a bunch of women synchin' periods.

Also GM-Carson, good call on the 1-0 game 5/29.

Andrew said...

The last HR was 7 games ago by Ross Gload. Unbelievable.

Bloodstripes said...

Hapless bunch of water buffaloes at the plate.

If only we could bring back some dead ball era Phillies. Sherry Magee, Gavvy Cravath, Grover, Jamie Moyer. Oh wait Moyer is still here. Cool.

Effin Phils. Wake up bats. WAKE UP!!!!

GM-Carson said...

Eliezer Alfonzo went for The Howard is his first game of the season yesterday with Seattle.