The GMs of this blog are away enjoying some well deserved R&R, so not much to say today except this: bring back Pat Burrell.
I don't care what his average is. I don't care if he can't hit any longer. We need Pat the Bat.
Sign the guy from waivers, pay him a prorated portion of $400K, stick him in Lehigh Valley for a few months, bring him up when the rosters expand in September and watch him mash pinch-hit homeruns against the Mets.
It's a win-win-win-win situation. I can't see a single thing wrong with this plan.