Friday, May 28, 2010

Because I Got High - Phillies Remix

I was gonna get an RBI until I struck out
I gonna hit me a sacrifice fly but then I struck out
so the runner is still at third and I know why
Because I struck out
Because I struck out
Because I struck out

I was gonna move that runner over until I struck out
I coulda manufactured a run but I struck out
Now Valdez grounded 4-6-3 and I know why
Because I struck out
Because I struck out
Because I struck out

I was gonna work myself walk but then I struck out
I got to raise my OBP but I struck out
now my VORP is low and I know why
Because I struck out
Because I struck out
Because I struck out

I hit a long home run before I struck out
Made a throwing error to second and then I struck out
Now I got a “Howard” and I know why
Because I struck out
Because I struck out
Because I struck out

16 comments:

Bloodstripes said...

Exactly what i was thinking Corey. The Phils need a big phat sensimilla spliff. Just relax, praise the most high and forget about it. Go out next game with some extra PMA. Positive Mental Attitude and JAH will provide some XBH and lotsa runs.

Bloodstripes said...

They just gotta get high. Coach Dubee.....where ya been? Wrap up a draw man.

GM-Carson said...

WSBGMs really needs to make a remix/parody album. We've done many of songs over the past 5 seasons.

Bloodstripes said...

You could get wierd Al Jankovic to sing 'em

GM-Carson said...

Adam Dunn with his first Howard of the year yesterday. Way to get on the board!

8008 WFC's said...

A remix album would be great!!! The Phils have consistently failed in recent years to put teams away - not just in some games but in the standings. The Mets were ripe to be put down for the year. They were ready to fire J Manuel & could be as much as 8 back. But now they'll believe in themselves and probably stick around in the hunt most of the year. The futile offense is so frustrating to watch.

GM-Carson said...

I plan on enjoying myself this Memorial Day weekend and that means likely not watching the Phillies.

Preserve Jon said...

After getting shut out 4 in 5 and taking a red eye to Miami. Tonight will be the night they break out. I still think they'll lose, because the Fish have Moyer's number lately, but they'll break out. I predict an 11-9 or 8-6 loss, which, in reality, is a moral victory.

furiousBall said...

i think they should have taken the brown eye to Miami with the way they are swinging the bats

GM-Carson said...

Looks like Pat Burrell is going to be a San Fran Giant. I understand his reasoning for choosing that city, more tail for him to pull, because less competition for the ladies due to all the gays.

Corey said...

i haven't watched more than one inning of a phillies game since last friday's win over boston. maybe if i watch tonight i'll bring the phillies luck and they'll win. or maybe i should take the time and make another song parody about how bad they suck.

although there is less competition for tail in frisco, the girls are generally unbathed, hippie freaks. sometimes free love isn't worth the price. burrell must have fond memories of bay area girls from his days in high school (san jose).

GM-Carson said...

Release Greg Dobbs. Release him! Call up John Mayberry Jr., bring back Bruntlett, shit, go ahead and sign Rob Ducey, but please release Greg Dobbs.

ripjgarcia said...

I don't think we've had a lead since last Friday... 1 week without a lead... amazing.

Bloodstripes said...

At last a win. Yes!!!

GM-Carson said...

The Phils will now proceed to win 7 in a row.

Corey said...

i can barely believe the boxscore this morning. the phillies won? i don't believe it.