Roy Halladay- superb (8 ip per start, 0.56 ERA). Bullpen- astonishingly effective (27.2 ip, 1.30 ERA). Hamels, Kendrick, and Moyer- bad (4.5 ip per start, 8.87 ERA). JA Happ- ? Happ only managed 5 innings in his first start of the season, but those were 5 shutout innings. 5 innings isn't even a quality start though. With Hamels, Moyer, and Kendrick failing to go deep into the game, the Phillies need another starting pitcher to step up and log some meaningful innings to save the bullpen from overuse.
Game time- 3:05. Pitchers- Drunk dickbag Scott Olsen vs. the prematurely bald JA Happ.
*Chase Utley has 9 walks to only 1 strikeout.
*Placido Polanco leads MLB with a .486 average.
*Pitchers have more hits (6) than our entire bench does (3).
*Opposition has stolen 7 bases and only been caught stealing once.