Tuesday, April 20, 2010

No More Madson!


Sorry Scott Boras, but your client Ryan Madson will never be Mariano Rivera. Hell, he can't even be Geraldo Rivera. He sucks. He is one of the biggest pussies in the majors. Go curl up in the fetal position while sucking your thumb with a box of Kleenex.

7 comments:

Aaron said...

RYAN MADSON IS A PUSSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GM-Carson said...

Actually, I shouldn't have referred to him as such. See a pussy has use, but Madson does not. He's more like 10 day old dog shit that has turned white from weathering.

ripjgarcia said...

The Phillies should only play teams with players who have Manute Bol-like dimensions.

At least then every pitch would be at the knees.

Spencer said...

Is that a real quote? Wow. Makes Charlie look like a dumb ass.

GM-Carson said...

No, that's a photoshopped quote.

David said...

I am glad that others emulate my disdain for this guy. His testicles have yet to descend. He is serviceable in the set up role, but an ounce of pressure in the closer role and he throws like Corky from Life Goes On. Seriously those 2 meatballs he heaved for dingers last night? He missed Ruiz's mark by more than 2 feet both times. Come on!

Scottie said...

Isn't that Hamels' quote from last year's World Series?