Sorry Scott Boras, but your client Ryan Madson will never be Mariano Rivera. Hell, he can't even be Geraldo Rivera. He sucks. He is one of the biggest pussies in the majors. Go curl up in the fetal position while sucking your thumb with a box of Kleenex.
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RYAN MADSON IS A PUSSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Actually, I shouldn't have referred to him as such. See a pussy has use, but Madson does not. He's more like 10 day old dog shit that has turned white from weathering.
The Phillies should only play teams with players who have Manute Bol-like dimensions.
At least then every pitch would be at the knees.
Is that a real quote? Wow. Makes Charlie look like a dumb ass.
No, that's a photoshopped quote.
I am glad that others emulate my disdain for this guy. His testicles have yet to descend. He is serviceable in the set up role, but an ounce of pressure in the closer role and he throws like Corky from Life Goes On. Seriously those 2 meatballs he heaved for dingers last night? He missed Ruiz's mark by more than 2 feet both times. Come on!
Isn't that Hamels' quote from last year's World Series?
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