Location: Citizens Bank Park aka Brick Cit House
Bad Guys: New York Mets 13-9 in 1st place
Good Guys: Philadelphia Phillies 12-9 .5 games back
Game 1: Jonathan Niese vs. Kyle Kendrick
(0-1, 3.68/1.86) (0-0, 7.71/1.77)
Reason Mets will win: Kyle Kendrick sucks.
Reason Phillies will win: Jonathan Niese sucks.
Game 2: Mike Pelfrey vs. Roy Halladay
(4-0, 0.69/1.19) (4-1, 1.80/0.98)
Reason Mets will win: Umps have a soft spot for retards.
Reason Phillies will win: It's Modell's Kids Run the Bases day at the park, and all kids crossing homeplate will be credited runs for the Phightins.
Game 3: Johan Santana vs. Jamie Moyer
(3-1, 2.08/1.12) (2-2, 5.25/1.42)
Reason Mets will win: Darth Santana light-sabres the Phils every time.
Reason the Phillies will win: Reaching the latter stage of his career, Moyer is in crunch time for new endorsement deals...Depends?