The Mets must be in the comedy business, because their head funnyman Jerry Manuel announced yesterday that Mike Jacobs will be batting cleanup. Mike Jacobs? Mike Jacobs! Really? .228 average and .698 OPS last year, most 8-hole hitters post numbers better than that. Thank you Metropolitans, you continue to amuse me through retarded signings (Ollie Perez), your clubhouse transforming into an ER, the questionable relationship between Wright/Reyes, or the Madoff scandal...love it!