In Need of a Rubdown:
The obnoxious Brett Myers faced the Phils yesterday, but had his afternoon come to a quick halt as he was covering 1st base and hurt himself. He was removed from the game, but says that "It wasn't painful enough to where I was like `Oh, this could be something serious.' I knew it was kind of minor, and I didn't want to risk it because we're so close to the season. It could be a week, but I don't know. We'll see how it feels tomorrow."
Elsewhere Cliff Lee is hurting. Not only has Lee been suspended 5 games to start the season, but he's also ailing from an abdominal strain. A DL stint to start the season seems likely.
Keeping Up with the Kardashians?
Matthew Berry of ESPN.com made some bold preseason MLB predictions and he believes Jayson Werth and his bodacious beard are going to hook up with one of those thick-assed Kardashians.
Kourtney Kardashian starts dating a baseball player. His team wins the World Series. Just for fun, I'll say it's Jayson Werth.