Remember the glory days of yesteryear when relievers would ride in on their metal steed and take the mound to save the day? Damn, I sure do miss the bullpen car. Well, I have a modern day alternative to the souped up golf cart...the scooter. Scooters are eco-friendly and they can run solely on electricity. No more floppy manboob jiggle jogs from Todd Coffey. No more fines for Jonathan Papelbon. Not to mention, if some cowboy decide to get flashy, they could pop one helluva wheelie to get the crowd hyped.