Friday, February 05, 2010

Keeping it Rreal

Latest addition to the ever growing stable of minor league options is Oscar Villarreal. The 28 year old Mexican right-handed pitcher is still regaining strength from last April's Tommy John surgery, but should he heal nicely, would add decent depth at Lehigh Valley. He missed all of the '09 season due to injury. Over 6 MLB seasons he's pitched mostly in relief with Atlanta, Arizona, and Houston racking up 336 innings in 245 games with a 3.86 ERA and 1.37 WHIP.
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Copycats:
We all know the Mets are jealous of the Phillies success, but now they're taking their wanna-be status to the next level...in 2010 there will be a McFadden's at Citi Field...pathetic. The booze and food will help ease the fans' grief, but it sure as hell won't help the team win ball games.

6 comments:

Bob D said...

copying a cats butt is just disturbing. I'm gonna go gouge out my eyes now.

GM-Carson said...

Glad I could be of service this morning.

Zac said...

This must be a pathetic attempt to control the overwhelming amount of visiting Phils fans at Shiti Field. If we're congregated at McFadden's, theoretically there will be less Phillies-on-Mets fan beat-downs in the parking lot.

GM-Carson said...

If we're congregated at McFadden's @ Citi Field it would be easier to terminate us too.

furiousBall said...

that litter box is weird looking. oh wait.

BenJah said...

mcfadden's at citi field?? but i thought they had already reached their skank capacity in queens?? maybe they reached a professional agreement, since both places involve overpaying for disappointing returns.

should i feel good about dumping the best/hottest girl i ever dated?? maybe i'm dust too jrunk.