No offense to Baltimorians, but the Orioles suck and even the mascot knows it. That's why he's seen here with brew in hand ready to drown his miseries of another soon-to-be awful season away. Maybe the Oriole should hook up with Pittsburgh's Parrot and play a drinking game based on losses per season and consecutive losing seasons (that would lead to alcoholism for sure). Damn, it feels good to no longer have a destitute team on the baseball diamond in Philly. Remember not too long ago the tables were turned and the O's and Buccos were on top.
*Face of co-drinker blurred due to Witness Protection.