Friday, January 22, 2010

Figure Skating

Apparently, Charlie Manuel lost a bunch of weight with Nutrisystem. He's feeling so good about his new body he wants to make it to the 2010 Winter Olympics. And with a little help from Cole Hamels, he just might make it.

10 comments:

ripjgarcia said...

ghey.

Andrew said...

never. gets. old.

GM-Carson said...

We make fun of Cole Hamels far too much on here. It must stop.

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Or continue, because that shit is funny!

Andrew said...

Making fun of Cole Hamels only makes Cole Hamels stronger. Gotta be a colehamelsfact or something...

GM-Carson said...

Sarge Jr. was just traded to the Mets. Now we have to listen to that stupid banter between Sarge Sr. and Wheels for at least 18 games next season.

Kevin McGuire said...

Not bad.

As for the Mets, congratulations Mets! You got a mediocre at best outfielder to patrol your funky outfield. Good luck with that!

GM-Carson said...

From Jayson Stark & MLBTR-
The Phillies offered Cliff Lee a three-year extension worth $60MM or so before trading for Roy Halladay. It's unclear whether Lee and agent Darek Braunecker formally turned the offer down, but others believe Lee will seek a longer-term deal once he hits the open market after this season.
The Phillies are "plenty interested" in Pedro Martinez on a half-season deal similar to the one he signed last year, but one NL club hears that Pedro is looking for a full-season job at "market" dollars.
The Phillies have backed off on John Smoltz, who wants to start, but they are interested in Jose Contreras.

Andrew said...

please not Contreras.....

Preserve Jon said...

Contreras has signed a one year deal. This seems like a vote of no confidence in Grandpa Moyer, no? Does he hang 'em up?

GM-Carson said...

Wait, Contreras signed already? Where's the link?