Tuesday, September 08, 2009

Huh?



~Carson

20 comments:

Andrew said...

creepy

GM-Carson said...

No wonder Hamels pitched like a vagina for most of the season.

Aaron said...

Glad to see your finally on the vagina band wagon Carson. I'd like to second Cole Hamels being a big Vagina.

The Phillies are going to lose again tonight. John Lannan is going to throw a one hitter. The phillies will strand 5 runners on 3rd with less than 2 outs. After the game I will be breaking shit in my house while Shane Victorino tells reporters that "we are still in first place". And Chase Utely says...."i thought we had some good swings tonight" And Rollins says...."Hey that's baseball".

Good to see Charlie tear into them a little bit in the press. I'm glad Charlie sees the same thing I see, complacency. They don't HAVE to win so they just relax and take a series off every once in a while. I think they think they are better than they really are.
This team is pissing me off!!

Aaron said...

As for Charlie's explanation for why he left Chan Ho in against a bourn yesterday instead of going to Eyre.......
Sling blade Manual says he never thought of bringing in Eyre cause they were going for the strike out and chan ho has the "bigger arm".

Chan Ho vs. lefties era is 5.30.
Eyre 2.40.

SO HOW IN THE FUCK DOES CHARLIE FIGURE CHAN HO HAS A BETTER CHANCE OF GETTING THE STRIKE OUT IN THAT SITUATION??????

GM-Carson said...

Every manager makes mistakes, just seems that we get more pissed at Manuel because of his bumbling explanations following in the post-game interview.

Jeremy said...

Our offensive woes continue. The third time through the line up you'd figure the top of order batting order would make Lannan throw more than 8 pitches. Thats right 8 pitches, in the words of SNL Alex Trebek: "Simply Stunning."

GM-Carson said...

Is Raul back? 2 homeruns tonight, 3 in the past 2 games.

Phillies still aren't hitting all that much, but they're still hitting homeruns, now with 4 so far this game.

I love me some homeruns, but a couple one out singles with men in scoring position would be nice too.

Here's to hoping we see that dancing midget in a few hours if Pedro wins.

GM-Carson said...

Retarded nonsense- "Lidge is our closer," Manuel said before the Phillies played the Washington Nationals. "You've definitely got to show confidence in him."

"We signed him. He was perfect last year. Everybody knows about that," Manuel said. "We signed him to a long-term deal as our closer. I've always looked at him as our closer."

"There comes a time when we definitely have to win the game. It's a touchy situation, but I want him to realize how much confidence we have in him," Manuel said.

Dr. Steve said...

Good move: Brad Lidge being pulled.

Bad Move: Where to being?

1. Leaving Brad Lidge in
2. Bringing Brad Lidge in
3. Waiting for 10 blown saves to take Brad Lidge out, if it is after he loads the bases.
And 4. BRINGING IN RYAN MADSON

Charlie Manuel... you are fucking fired.

GM-Carson said...

Brad Lidge is a freakin' headcase. He can't locate his pitches at all. The man has completely lost it. He should seriously be shut down for the season. Tell him to go home and work on his control.

Bases loaded, 1 out, up 2...what will happen?

Aaron said...

FINALLY!!!!!!

FUCKING FINALLY CHARLIE PULLS LIDGE.

OF COURSE HE WAITS UNTIL THE BASES ARE LOADED AND MADSON WILL BLOW IT ANYWAY.

Jeremy said...

I think Brad is trying to come up with new inventive ways to blow these games

GM-Carson said...

Too bad Myers was used already. He's the one that actually has the cajones to work the 9th. Madson pitches so tentatively when he's the "closer". In the 8th, Mad Dog is money, in the 9th we're F'd in the A.

Dr. Steve said...

Madson won it, but I don't trust him in the 9th, and I think it's terrible management to put him out there in a high pressure situation.

Jeremy said...

This reminds of 93 a little but Lidge doesn't have that crazy, scraggley hair edge that Wild Thing did. You knew at some point during a Williams save the tieing or winning run would be in scoring position but some how they'd get out of it

Aaron said...

Well what do you know. Look what happens when Lidge comes out of the game......instead of losing they win.

WE SHOULD BE GMS......CAUSE WE ALL KNEW THIS MOVE SHOIULD HAVE BEEN MADE MONTHS AGO.

Madson is the closer Myers in the 8th. Lidge on the bench. And that's how it should be the rest of the year.

SirAlden said...

Someone's Pregnant.

Where is Furious Ball when you need him!

tamtam said...

is mrs. hamels preggers? this is such a weird photoshoot!

GM-Carson said...

Yes, she's pregnant. At the beginning of the season they were set to adopt some orphans from foreign countries, now I'm not sure if that's still the plan since she's rocking the baby bump.

Amanda said...

This has to be the weirdest thing I have ever seen. Lol. Cole, start pitching, stop posing for magazines!