Monday, September 07, 2009



Corey

14 comments:

GM-Carson said...

I wasn't even going to bother posting today, figured we deserved the day off on the holiday, and the Phillies have been taking the week or so off not even bothering to show up for work.

The lack of offense is concerning. When it happens for a game or so at a time, you can chalk it up to a bad night or solid pitching by the competition, but when it lasts this long it's something fundamental, and that's scary.

Aaron said...

The Phils lack of ability to get a runner in from 3rd with less than two outs amazes me. I'm sure they are all aware of how bad they suck in these situations.
So the must be pressing or nervous in those situations.

So my question is......with a big lead in the East WHY THE FUCK WOULD THEY BE NERVOUS IN THOSE SITUATIONS???????? THEY WON A WORLD SERIES LAST YEAR WHY CAN'T THEY RELAX WHEN THEY ARE TRYING TO HIT A SAC FLY WITH A HUGE LEAD IN SEPTEMBER????

The answer... They are all Vaginas.

Aaron said...

Man on 3rd 1 out. Chooch swings at a pitch on the outside corner and tries to pull it. Of course he grounds out to 3rd and the run doesn't score.

THE SHIT HAS GOT TO STOP. MILT THOMPSON IS A USELESS PIECE OF SHIT. TEACH THESE DEAD HEADS HOW TO HIT A GOD DAMN SAC FLY.

IT'S REALLY NOT THAT FUCKING HARD. I PLAYED COLLEGE BASEBALL, I KNOW WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT GETTING A RUNNER IN FROM 3RD WITH LESS THAN TWO OUTS REALLY ISN'T HARD TO DO.

THESE ARE PROFESSIONAL BASEBALL PLAYERS. I JUST DON'T FUCKING GET IT?

GM-Carson said...

Happ with a muscle strain, so we turn to Moyer. Watch as the Astros hit count and Moyer's 2010 salary escalte.

Aaron said...

The 7th inning is all you need to know about what a bunch of pussies the Phillies are.

Top 7th.
Phils have a man on 3rd one out. Victorino tries to hit a homerun and of course grounds out the worst place on the entire fucking field to hit the ball in this situation....3rd base.
Utley of course then strikes out and no one scores.

Bottom 7th.
Astros get a man on 2nd with no outs hunter pench does what your supposed to do and hits the ball to the right side and gets a double out of it.
Erstad does what he's supposed to do and hits the ball to the right side and moves the runner.
Chan Ho walks the bases loaded and OUR SPECIAL ED MANAGER WITH EYRE LOOSE IN THE PEN LEAVES A STRUGGLING PARK IN THE GAME TO FACE A LEFTHANDED HITTER, BOURNE. PARK OF COURSE WALKS IN A RUN.

NO ONE ON THIS TEAM HAS A FUCKING BRAIN IN THEIR HEAD. ALL OF THINGS THEY ARE DOING IN THIS SERIES IS EXACTLY HOW OUR SEASON WILL END IN THE FIRST ROUND OF THE PLAYOFFS.

Aaron said...

Charlie is great at keeping the team relaxed. But he really really sucks at in game decisions.

Seriously what could possibly be going through his head that he leaves park in to face Bourne??????
What was he saving Eyre for Berkman.......Berkman who is a switch hitter?????

Aaron said...

fuck matt stairs too. he hit a big homerun last year. Im over last year. get a fucking hit douche bag.

GM-Carson said...

I kind of hate this team right now.

Jeremy said...

Stairs is what 0 for his last 29( in pinch hitting role). I know he is typically a pinch hitter but look at last year, Dobbs was a huge threat from the bench. I am hating our offense. Aaron I agree with you, while I never played college ball I too understand the simple concept of a productive out.

Justin said...

Who is producing right now? Ryan Howard? Is ANYBODY else doing anything, offensively or defensively?! Why is Lidge still "closing"? Why is Matt Stairs put in at key moments?

Time's running out for a turnaround. I guess playing the Nationals will prove if we're really done or not.

Dr. Steve said...

Thank God we're out of Houston. Only NL team since 2004 with a winning record against us.

Bob D said...

I was looking at the playoff schedule. They have put alot of off days in it. The World Series if it goes 7 games will finish November 5. Even if it goes to a 4 game sweep that is Nov 1. They even have 3 days off between game 7 of NLCS/ALCS and the World Series. Who figured this out? Maybe we will have snow outs for the World Series.

Andrew said...

interesting. and they said they were going to shorten it up this postseason after last years dragged on.

GM-Carson said...

Season started much later this year due to the WBC. Ususually the 1st game of the year is March 30th or 31st, this year I believe it was April 5th.