Tuesday, July 14, 2009

An Argument For Siging Pedro

1) If Bobby Cox ever charges the dugout, Pedro will be all over him.


2) He may routinely bring a goodluck Hispanic midget dressed in Phillies gear to the ballpark.


3) The team hasn't had a decent jheri curl since Steve Jeltz left.

4) Quotes. The man is a bloggers dream. My favorite:

I don't believe in damn curses. Wake up the damn Bambino and have me face him. Maybe I'll drill him in the ass, pardon me the word.
5) Cockfighting. Releasing the birds in the Dominican with Jaun Marichel is one thing, but throwing the roosters around Kensington with Steve Carlton would be another...

Corey

14 comments:

Dr. Steve said...

The only acceptable answer is Halliday. However you spell that bastard's name.

SirAlden said...

Zimmer is famous for being
the only man who looked the same sitting down, or standing up
in the dugout.

SirAlden said...

Pedro and Halladay.

Yum.

Think of the stuff they will teach the youngun's that are not traded to
Toronto.

Can't wait until Pedro faces the Mutts! lol

SirAlden said...

Zimm always looked like he was taking a...

mlbbabble said...

1) Touche.

Aaron said...

You had me at Jeltz.
You had me at Jeltz.

Joe W. Linden said...

is there a possibility that we may sign martinez just to package him in a trade for halliday? ... or am i just delusional for thinking that someone other than ruben amaro wants his 37-year old ass?

Andres said...

Hey has anyone pointed out you don't need the apostrophe in your banner? GMs is plural, you would only need it if it were possessive.

Corey said...

Has anyone pointed out that unless you are a conjoined twin your name probably should just be andre?

Bob D said...

I look for the apostrophe to make sure this is the real site and not SirAlden trying to copy the site and taking over

Joe said...

Nelson died in 2006.
But Pedro is still a good pick up. What have you got to lose? Nothing.

Aaron said...

what happens if pedro gets bombed in his rehab starts in the minors and Rodrigo Lopez throws two more good games in the majors......

Do the Phils still call up pedro??

Aaron said...

Well say what you will about Howard. He pisses me off beyond belief sometimes, but the man has hit 200 Hr's faster than anyone ever! Not Ruth not Aaron.....nobody.

That's pretty damn good.

Dr. Steve said...

Lopez comes back up. I loved that guy. I'd give Bastardo another chance too if he gets healthy.