Saturday, June 27, 2009

Oh Great, Lidge Is Back...

Brad Lidge and his mole came back last night. He gave up 2 runs on 2 hits and two walks and only got a single out. It's not looking good. Brad Lidge is so bad...

...How bad is he?

Well, he's so bad, that:

- Jose Mesa just bought a new red glove.
- Lee Thomas now thinks Wayne Gomes was a pretty good draft pick.
- The Phils have invited Heathcliff Slocum, Roger McDowell and Jeff Brantley to a workout.
- His performance is more nauseating than the Blue Jays throwback uniforms.
- Ruben Amaro has inquired about the availability of Joel Hanrahan.
- A fan was overheard saying, "Whatever happened to Mark Leiter?"
- Billy Wagner seems like less of an asshole.
Lucky for us, we don't have to wait until 8:00 before the fate of the game is decided. Today we'll know the Phils are going to lose by 2:00.

JA Happ goes for the Phis while Brad Mills makes his second career start. You may remember him from his first career start, when the Phils jumped on him for 4 runs in 3.2 innings. Of course, the Jays won the game 8-7. I see similar events happening today.

On a positive note, Jimmy Rollins should be back in the lineup today and the Blue Jays likely won't wear those horrific blue unis. So we've got that going for us, which is nice.



GM-Carson said...

Brad Lidge is so bad that he is attempting to hide in Doug Jones' beard.

Brad Lidge is so bad that Steve Bedrosian was just awarded a 2nd Cy Young.

Andrew said...

2009 Lidge makes Tim Worrell look like Mariano Rivera

Hope there's a locker room blowup to stimulate the team yesterday or today before the game.

Interesting that we basically haven't won a game since losing Ibanez, who wasn't even on the team last year

Aaron said...

Well as evidenced last night Lidge's health has nothing to do with how bad he sucks.

Charlie needs to go crazy and start throwing shit all over the club house like 4 days ago.

Can't wait for some more "hey were still in 1st place quotes from victorino"

F the Sillies

Aaron said...

I don't care that they won. Their still a bunch of vagina's.
F you Sillies.

GM-Carson said...

Your use of the word "vagina" for nearly every emotion during and following a game astounds me.

Aaron said...

Until they start winning some games with regularity i have a lot more vagina comin at ya Carson.
Just know that I have a whole bag of vagina with the Phillies name on it.

Andrew said...

a bag of vaginas? I'd like to see that

meatgoat said...

Yeah,this win means dick to me. Ya know, coming into this season I thought,I mean REALLY thought this division could be the best in MLB. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! The fact that the Mets haven't passed us for the lead is all well and good but seriously, a division leader goes 3-14 and remains in first place?!?!?!?!?!?! WTF is that? The NL East is disgustingly,vomitbaggishly,AAAAAAAwwwwwwwwwwwwfffffful. What a joke. Oh and Brad Lidge is so bad my grandmother rose from the grave and asked me if Adam Eaton was available.

GM-Carson said...

A bag of vaginas. Not sure is they sexy or disturbing.