Tale of the Tape. You know how it works. Let's get it on...
Miami - Cubans escaping communist Cuba.
Philly - Jersey citizens escaping Camden.
Advantage - Push. Both are sent back as soon as possible.
Miami - The owner of the Marlins is Jeffrey Loria.
Philly - The owner of the Eagles is Jeffrey Lurie.
Advantage - Philadelphia has a football stadium for football games. Miami has a football stadium for football and baseball games. Philly gets the nod because their own can get a stadium built.
Miami - Golden Girls
Philly - It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia
Advantage - Miami. Many shows had characters that were stupid, sarcastic, bitchy sluts. But only one had them eligible for Social Security.
TV Sitcom #2
Miami - Empty Nest
Philly - Boy Meets World
Advantage - Philly. Topanga. 'Nuff said.
Miami - In 2007, Miami was identified as having the rudest drivers in the United States.
Philly - The "City of Brotherly Love."
Advantage - Philly. If Philly has a "Love" statue, does Miami have a middle digit statue somewhere in town?
Miami - The black, magenta and orange failure of the ABA's Miami Floridians.
Philly - The "shooting star" Sixers jerseys of the early 90's.
Advantage - Miami. Tacky stars and fading colors are bad, but combining pink with magenta is in an ugly class all it's own, one that Philly can't compete with.
There you have it. The numbers never lie and the Phils take another TotT, 3-2-1. So, should be an easy series win for the Fightins. Even easier than that Milwaukee series...